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Friday, 31 July 2015

20 Things That Happen When You And Your Best Friend Get Drunk

As seen on Pretty52 : http://www.pretty52.com/articles/20-things-that-happen-when-you-and-your-best-friend-get-drunk 


It doesn't matter if you're just having a 'few' with your best friend or going for a full blown night out, when you two are together, you could literally conquer the world!


1. You set the world to rights.

Wouldn't life be like 10000x easier if people just followed that pre-planned script in your head? Luckily with the power of wine and the fellow bitchiness of your bff, you can get over it.




2. SHOTS. SHOTS. SHOTS.

Did someone say Tequila?!!


3. Your dance moves give Beyonce a run for her money.

Yup, its all about da booty shake. Who run the world? Girls! (Specifically you & your bff, of course.)




4. You make friends with a bunch of random people.

Although they're not on the same level of cool as you and your best friend, you decide that these people are worth talking to and let them become a part of your gang for a while. Until one tries to hit on your friend and then you pretend you're her lesbian lover and make a quick getaway. Happens all the time.


5. Your sex life gets discussed.

I'm soz guys, but like Rachel from Friends pointed out, it happens. We. Know. EVERYTHING. (Lolz)




6. All (remaining, since there are like none to begin with) secrets get spilled.

Y'know how when someone says 'please don't tell anyone this'? We'll reply with 'of course' while in our heads we're already calculating the time from receiving the information to when we can text our best friend about it. That's just the way life is.

7. You reminisce about all the hilarious times you've had together.

There really is no better feeling than laughing with the person that probs knows you better than you know yourself. You two have your own language that you could say one word to each and you instantly know what they're talking about.





8. Small talk doesn't even exist.

The nights out where everyone is in that sober-not-really-drunk-stage and are required to make small talk is the worst EVER. But thankfully, that isn't an issue here. There are no topics off limits, let's face it.

9. You both transform into philosophers.

But what WOULD life be without a best friend? Things will get deep and you'll start imagining your future together. Screw guys, THIS is your soul-mate.






10. Unlike when you're on a group night out, you don't really need to worry about one getting too drunk and having to care for them.

Yup, cos you're both probably paralytic by the end of the night, scoffing down a greasy kebab, with no shame. Cos who's there to judge? Your best friend? Ha, I think not.

11. Your heart is literally bursting with happiness.

And why wouldn't it? Some real quality *ahem, drunk* time with your favourite person in the whole entire world!!




12. And if you haven't seen them in a while, you fill them in on every little detail.

Nothing is spared here, even down to what your Gran cooked for dinner last week cos only she'll understand just how good her macaroni cheese is.

13. (Drunk or sober) They'll tell you like it is.

None of this bullshit, beating round  the bush crap; you're guaranteed great and honest life advice here. Cheers to that.





14. The compliments are genuine.

You know they're telling the truth and not just trying to make you feel good by telling you that you look amazing. Cheers bbz, I appreciate it.

15. Singing is inevitable.

It can vary from a ballad or cheesy 90s pop to a movie theme tune, or even a song you both remember from Girl Guides. OH. And you're harmonies are (obviously) on point.





18. You'll go to the bathroom together.

1. So you can carry on your 7hr conversation, and 2. So neither of you are left looking like loners with the other one leaves.

17. Silly selfies.

And lots of them! More for the memoriessss <3




18. But other than that, you hardly check your phone or the time

Cos you're having faaar to much fun to care about the outside world! 

19. You make a pact.

Okay, so if we're both single by the time we're 40 we'll get married, buy a campervan and just travel Europe. Seems like a brilliant plan at the time.





20. You'll constantly say stuff like:

'I love us.' 'I know right?! I love us too,' and 'This is the best night ever!'





Best friends are the best!

Eve xo

Pretty52 article.

2 comments:

  1. This is hilarious and oh so true! :) Great post!

    Natalie Ann xo // Petal Poppet Blogs ♥

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    1. Thank you so much, glad you enjoyed it!

      Eve xo

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