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Thursday, 22 October 2015

14 Things Not To Say To People In A Long Term Relationship

 A simple 'how are you both?' is enough. At the end of the day, we're happy together, and nothing you question us can change it.


1. "You're young! You need to get out there and experience what the world has to offer you." 



Aaaand why can't I see what the 'world has to offer' with my other half?


2. "People in long-term relationships are just people who are way too comfortable with each other." 


I'm sorry but I thought the whole point in being with someone was to allow you to feel yourself around them? Maybe I'm wrong, maybe chilling in your pjs, with your favourite person, watching netflix with some pizza on a Saturday night sounds HORRIFIC.


3. "Doesn't it get boring?"



Does what get boring? Laughing at private jokes? Smiling 'cos your happy? Cuddling when its freeezing outside? Yeah, all the yawns.


4. "You can't be together long-term if you don't hook up with other people first." 

Seriously?! It's not about how many partners you've had, it's whether you're with the right one just now that matters.


5. "How do you know? You've only been with one guy."



Honestly, at the end of the day and first thing in the morning the only face I want to see is his. So yeah, I'm not taking my chances.


6. "You must think about other guys all the time."


Well we're all human, I'm not going to look at a picture of Zac Efron and say 'eww he's ugly,' just because I'm in a relationship. But I'm in a comfortable (yup, there's that word again!) relationship we don't need to worry about this sort of thing.


7. "When do you think he's going to propose?"




I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS PLANET I'M NOT A MIND READER.


8. "I better be invited to the wedding!"


Well since you asked....no.


9. "Why did you move in so quickly/Why haven't you moved in together yet?"




Because we wanted to & it made sense/ Just because we're in a relationship doesn't mean we started shitting money.


10. "Isn't your sex life so repetitive?"



Yes, it's awful. That's why you never see a marriage last more than 5 days because that's the time limit for a couple to stop being attracted to each other, duh. *rolls eyes*


11. "Do you ever run out of things to talk about?"



No, because we can talk about how stupid other people are for questioning our relationship LOLZ.


12. "Do you get sick of each other?"

Well yes, just like you get sick of your friends sometimes. But you are allowed an hour or so apart, a relationship isn't a jail sentence y'know.


13. But then the next week ask you this... [When out at a bar/socializing alone anywhere:] "Where IS he?"



Honestly. You can't win with these types of people.


14. "Do you think it'll last ANOTHER (however many) years?"

Not that that's any of your business anyway, yes I hope he do...'cos, if you haven't guessed by now, I do sorta like him.


Eve xo

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